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69 dude!

January 3, 2008

It’s cold… My testicles haven’t even come down for breakfast yet …and I called up over an hour ago…

It’s 69 degrees Fahrenheit at work where I am… That’s 20.555556 degrees Celsius people… 293.705556 Kelvin people… 528.67 Rankine people… Okay… …that’s starting to sound a bit hotter now… but it’s only 16.444444 Reaumure…

Quit whining… Quit bitchin Trouble… After all, there are kids freezing in China…

But it’s still COLD compared to what we’re used to… Okay? We don’t keep clothes for this shit… in a Space-bag ™… labeled Fall-wardrobe… in the basement next to the furnace…

Moving on…

Hung out with Wayne and The Mad Bull last night… I Ranted too much… Didn’t drink enough… Had fun though… But still feeling a little ‘empty’ inside… This office coffee isn’t helping either…

At times like these, it’s nice to have friends for support [...and by 'support' I mean, to stand next to you at the bar and occasionally talk to you so that you don't look SO creepy to the cute little bartendress you are attempting to 'hook-up' with...] but there is also a tendency to unload a little too much on them…

It wouldn’t happen if I wasn’t conflicted… And I am… I haven’t done anything wrong, and yet I am reaping ’nuff blame for it… I suppose a younger me would have spent the night with the exceedingly cute little beauty who was giving me so much of her eyes last night, I would figure it like this… If one must feel the punishment, then one should also be able to enjoy the sin… I feel your pain Howard Jones…

But, as I was lamenting to the guys, it seems to get more complicated as you go along in life… I’m sure that my decisions have always affected more people than just myself all-along… I just notice that fact more now. Hence why I have not yet enjoyed said sin that I am catching shit-balls for… That being said though… Duck gotta swim sometime…

3 comments

  1. And I was thinking that I did all the ranting! 2 much liquor, I guess. Yeah, it was cold for true. Looks like the temperature is rising today though…


  2. Awww….ku’dere. What a way to start 08. So, why she doh trust you? You give her reason to in the past, or is jus’ so she stay? As an objective reader of the prior post, she should never threaten to tek weh yu chil’, doh. Dat jus’ nah right.

    Love the final summation. As we get more old and tired, this shit jus gets more cmplicated. But, we jus’ haffi live. Happy New Year (such as it is)


  3. Nice title. I don’t envy you. I’m here enjoying the island sunshine while you’re freezing your ass off. I understand the need to unload with the guys. We all need someone to listen every once in a while.



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