Let’s link-up…
March 5, 2008I just spent a little time clicking on all my blogroll links to see who’s been naughty or nice so-to-speak… A whole bunch of people haven’t updated their blogs for a while, and some of the links don’t even work anymore…
So here’s the real deal… In the interest of maintaining the integrity of my perfectionisms where manicuring my blog template are concerned, I had to do some South-African Game Reserve style culling folks…
If your link got chopped down in what you consider its prime, and you still want me to link to your poor, malnourished, neglected blog because you plan to write another post sometime before Lindsay Lohan hits menopause… Then drop me a quick comment to tell me what a callous ass-hole I’ve been, and that you’d like to pummel me to death with flaming kittens for having the audacity to presume you were done with blogging, like Britney’s done with making babies… I’ll be happy to relink you…
Also, while we’re on the subject of links… If you are a recent commenter on my amazingly-lifelike doppelganger of blogness, and would like me to acknowledge your existence more-so than I do the ‘outside’ children I have running around all over the place, do feel free to insert your comment under my post also… Remember to specify your URL and whether you want a bog-standard text-link, or to be immortalized forever until the blog police get their thumbs out and shut me down, with a custom-made picture link of my own creation.
ALSO, if you like to read my site [okay, maybe "like" is too strong a word]… If you actually read my site, and don’t link to me from yours [...you know who you are...] that is much like looking in my bedroom window while I masturbate, and not even having the common decency to send me nude photo’s of yourself, or leave your curtains open in return… I’m not complaining… I’m pointing out what a self-gratifying, ingrate you are, in hopes that your conscience will badger you into giving me the love you know I deserve!
Just kidding, I don’t really care… But you can still send the naked pictures…
Thank god we made it to the finalist round. *wipes up sweat from perspiring brow*
I love the threat at the end….
we still read you, and hello you should threaten yourself about posting regularly….
You’re one to talk! Does this mean you plan to start blogging again
…hey, I never go more than a month without posting…
Hello. I’m kind of new at this blogging stuff, I read some of your old posts yesterday (got here thru Calamity) and cracked up, your really funny. I was a bartender for 10 years before marriage and kids,so I get it. You can come by mine if you want it’s pretty lame compared to yours but I’m working on it.
Hi beck, thanks for stoppin’ by… Always remember that the secrets to successful bloggin’ are; Use lots of big confusing words, hundreds of colorful buttons, banners & pictures …and ellipses… Lots …and lots of ellipses… …can never have enough ellipses…
Ps, disregard that… What do I know about successful bloggin’?
…Oh, and your site reads nice…
Yes I know I need to sort through my links, and yes I know I should post more, and I know I should visit people more… I’m working on it. Slowly.
And thanks for not culling me