Disclaimer

Reading this blog has not been approved by the FDA for the treatment of severe boredom, the maker of Trouble’s Island does not endorse the use of this product for the actual relief of anything, until you get used to Trouble’s Island you should not operate heavy machinery whilst reading this blog, be sure you have at least eight hours to devote to each post [they're usually that long, or require that much deciphering] …some side effects of reading Trouble’s Island are not limited to, and may include; dizziness, nausea, vertigo, slurred speech, short-term memory loss, restless-leg syndrome, drowsiness, ADHD, loss of appetite, narcolepsy, nympholepsy, hoof and mouth disease, male pattern baldness, diarrhea, constipation, severe weight loss, severe weight gain, paralysis of the uvula, short-term memory loss, grinding of the teeth, fallen arches, Tourette’s syndrome, sleep apnea, heart fibrillations, coma, and in some severe cases, short-term memory loss …and I suppose possibly even death.

If you are under 18 years of age, you should not read Trouble’s Island, if you are over 18 years of age, female, and your guidance councilor suggested you enter the porn-industry please use my contact form immediately. If you are pregnant or nursing you have probably already met the maker of Trouble’s Island.
If you are for some reason dissatisfied with the generic WordPress template, or the chaotic content-layout, or the XXXL sidebar, please feel free to let me know by email: trouble@fuk_u.org …or call my toll-free #: 1-800-suc-kitt. All ‘art’-works [*read ~ gay-ass random pictures] are the creation of the author/illustrator, Trouble; and he nor his vast entourage of co-conspirators, accept any responsibility for “bleeding-eye” symptoms that may result from viewing said visual aids.

That being said; There are many things in life that I take seriously… This blog is not one of them.