People who tolerate me
Chiquita: My girlfriend… And favorite couch potato…
Trouble III [AKA lil' Trouble]: My 3rd kid… I have DNA proof…
Trouble II: My 2nd kid… I’m not shooting blanks…
Trouble I: You may wonder why he’s Trouble I not II… Simple… I am the ORIGINAL Trouble and need no numbers after my name…
The Police: This is clearly police harassment! I’m harassing the police…
Wayne: My bestest friend… Awwww…
Mom: The original “Trouble-maker”… A description of her however, would require that I write an entire book.
Dad: My father, and my good friend… The very 1st person I call for bail.
Sister: Mom’s 2nd in command… Teacher of young children, and 2nd strongest woman I know.
Bro-in-law: Sister’s husband, tough, capable, compasionate… The kind of man men wish they could be.
Brother: My younger sibling, has 2 master’s degrees, and is almost as cool as me… Well, he tries…
Brother’s fiancée: Intelligent and attractive… Always wondered what she see’s in my little brother…
Chiquita’s sister [AKA cuñada]: A tall, quiet, beautiful latina, and a new mother.
Cuñado: Chiquita’s sister’s husband, fellow tattoo collector, fishkeeping and alcohol drinking enthusiast… His Subaru is faster than my Mitsubshi.
Kitten: My good female friend, and fellow lapdance-connoisseur.
