Rejected Taglines

Recommended by 9 out of 10 day-shift strippers

A fly in the primordial soup

Bogarting the doobie of life

Drowning in the shallow end of the gene pool

Like Botox for chickens

Skimming floaters from the swimming-pool of life

Making worm casserole straight from the can

Mechanically separating the meat from the by-products

Rearranging the furniture on his sinking ship

Viagra soup for the soul

The picture-in-picture on the big-screen of life

Comfort food for cannibals

Best personality in a pariah pageant

2,267 prostitutes can’t be wrong”

Planting my flag on a hill of weeping optimists

Recommended by 8 out of 10 Thai hookers

The un-plugged leak in the gene-pool

Drag-racing the short bus

Setting the standard for nonconformists everywhere

Reserved seating in pervert row

Giving midget strippers the recognition they deserve

Running through your Zen garden in cleats

Banned from Key-West for being “too weird”

Suffering from Asian penis envy

Whining isn’t everything

Bringing a crayon to a pencil fight

Better than a Lunestra, and vodka martini

Pushing more envelopes than the US postal service

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