Famous quotes about Trouble

“He wields his intellect like the broadside of a throw-pillow.” – Christopher Lowell (Mar 15th 2007)

“Ewww, he should really stop talking… He’s a stupid little drunken troll.” – Paris Hilton (Jan 1st 2006)

“I don’t know if I’m comfortable with the fact that small, dumb animals, and possibly his children must do his bidding.” – Steve O (Jan 12th 2006)

“Who? Trouble? Bad influence to the kids… he’s been in jail you know…” – Harvey Keitel (Aug 11th 2003)

“Well, all I can say is that at first glance, I didn’t suspect he could spell cunnilingus… much less perform it” – Genine Garafolo ( 2004)

“We had to have security escort him from the premises…” – Hugh Hefner (2004)

“Trouble’s Island? You mean the blog? Oh my god!… it’s nugatory perfuncturation at its very best.” – Jessica Simpson (April 2nd 2003)

“Much like a Cobb Salad, his content is at the same time both pretentious and unsatisfying.” – Rupert Everett

“…he has a history of violence… a man like that should not be trifled with… or allowed to carry sharp objects…” – Vigo Mortensen

“I once saw him eat something on a bet… I’m not going to say what it was… but I was physically ill afterwards.” – Bear Grylls (2006)

“…he needs to take steps… Specifically twelve…” – Lindsay Lohan

“Trouble totally rocks my pubes right off… I love his bald head… Yay Trouble!” – Brittney Spears (2007)

“Would I sleep with him? I’m sure if I wuz drunk enough and had a desire to catch something I can’t pronounce… Ha ha ha!” – Courtney love

“He’s amusing… …In the same way a colonoscopy is amusing…” – Estelle Getty (2004)

“He’s in worse shape than old Fire-crotch…”- Brandon Davis (Aug 2007)

“I hate that f%$#@& bastard… …you hear me Trouble? I HATE you… My mother warned me about you… I regret every single one of those countless hours I spent in your bed… You just used me… I hate you so much… Go to hell, you f%$#$% pig, go straight to hell! *sniff” – Jessica Alba (June 2007)

“He’s fired! Just kidding, he’s alright.” – Donald Trump (2007)

“Last I heard he was f%$#@& Jessie Alba… I really don’t know the guy though.” – Paul Walker (June 2007)

“…would I have sex with Trouble? Is that a serious question? Well… I suppose with enough flunitrazepam anything’s possible…” – Anna Farris (timing uncertain)

Me & Ms. P gettin’ our crunk on…